Friends Quotes

Chandler: She’s on the other line, she’s going to call me be back. She’s on the other line, she’s going to call me be back. (Dancing)…

Monica: Isn’t this the same Barry you left at the altar? Joey: Duh, where have you been?

Chandler: I’m going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? Monica: Why not take it with you? Chandler: Hey, we haven’t been on a…

Phoebe: Stop being so testosteroney! Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

Monica: (Looking out the window) Look look! He’s doing it again, the guy with the telescope! Phoebe: Oh, my God! Go away! (Waving her…

Chandler: I can’t believe you would actually say that! I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. Joey: No way… Mr. Salty is a…

Rachel: Then we took a walk down to Bendel’s. And I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel. Ross: That’s nice… Now,…

Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was…

Monica: (Looking out the window) Oh, my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There’s some creep out there with a telescope! Ross: I…

Monica: Brrrrrrrrring! Chandler: (Answering the phone desperately) Hello?! Hello?! (Realizes it was Monica)… Hell is filled with people…