Friends Quotes

Phoebe: Hey, you know what I just realised? ‘Joker’ is ‘poker’ with a ‘J’. Coincidence? Chandler: Hey, that’s ‘joincidence’ with a ‘C’.

Rachel: Hmmm, it’s so typical: ‘Ooh… I’m a man, ooh… I have a penis, ooh… I have to win money to observe my power over women.’

Rachel: Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? Monica: That was not an incident! I was gesturing, and the plate slipped out of my…

Joey: You know what, you guys? It’s their first time, why don’t we just forget about the money, alright? Monica: Hell no, we’ll pay!…

Monica: (On the phone pretending to be Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it’s me. Listen, Dad, I can’t talk right now, um, but there’s something,…

Ursula: Do you want some chicken? Phoebe: No. No food with a face. Ursula: You have not changed.

Phoebe: (Entering her surprise party) Oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh, my God! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty,…

Joey: I’m taking Ursula tonight. It’s her birthday. Ross: Whoa. What about Phoebe’s birthday? Joey: When’s that? Ross: Tonight. Joey: Oh,…

Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive? Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.

Monica: Hi. Um, I’m gonna need a new set of these forms. Admissions Woman: Why? Monica: I am really an idiot. You see, I was filling out…