Friends Quotes

Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh I see, so then, you were lying. Joey: About what? Phoebe: About how good your cards were. Joey: I was bluffing….

Phoebe: (Reading Rachel’s mail) Wow! Rachel: What? Phoebe: Your Visa bill is huge!

Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, I’m going for anything here, okay? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I’m sick of the lousy tips,…

Rachel: How come you guys never play poker with us? Phoebe:Yeah is that some kind of guy thing? Like some sexist guy thing? Like it’s…

Ross: Your money’s mine, Green. Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.

Phoebe: I think you should know, this money is cursed. Joey: Huh? Phoebe: Yeah, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who…

Monica: Let’s play for real. High stakes, big bucks. Ross: Are you sure, because Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn’t…

Phoebe: Okay, Joey, your bet. Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (The girls…

Rachel: Boy, you really can’t stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red… little veins popping out on your temple……

Ross: Rach, did you proofread these? Rachel: Uh. yeah, why? Ross: Uh, nothing, I’m sure they’ll be impressed with your excellent compuper…