Friends Quotes

Joey: I’m taking Ursula tonight. It’s her birthday. Ross: Whoa. What about Phoebe’s birthday? Joey: When’s that? Ross: Tonight. Joey: Oh,…

Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive? Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.

Monica: Hi. Um, I’m gonna need a new set of these forms. Admissions Woman: Why? Monica: I am really an idiot. You see, I was filling out…

Rachel: I’m sorry that I said you were a cow in high school. Monica: That’s okay, I was a cow. Rachel: I know. I’m just sorry I said it.

Ross: The doctor got the ‘K’ out. He also found a ‘M’ and an ‘O’. Chandler: We think he was trying to spell out ‘MONKEY’.

Rachel: You know what? Monica: What? Rachel: You know what? Monica: What?! Rachel: You know what? Monica: What?!! Rachel: Every day, you…

Ross: Oh, Pheebs, I’m sorry, I’ve got to go. I’ve got Lamaze class. Chandler: (Mocking) Oh, and I’ve got Earth Science, but I’ll catch…

Joey: Hey, have you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive? Chandler: Only if you order stuff… Joey: I’m taking Ursula…

Carol: (To Ross about labor) Oh, what do you know?! No one’s going up to you and saying, “Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this…

Chandler: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things? Joey: Yeah… Chandler: Let’s not do that anymore.