Gilmore Girls Quotes

Emily: (to Rory) You can use your mother’s old golf clubs. They’re upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.

Lorelai: I’m sorry. Dad, how do you mix up Anton and Sophia? Richard: What do you mean? Lorelai: Well, one is a man and one is a woman….

Lorelai: Luke, am I mistaken, or did the sign on the door say “open.”

Lorelai: I told her she should go out for the debating team. Rory: It’s not a sport. Lorelai: It is, the way the Gilmores play.

Rory: Is it hard to become a member here? Richard: Everyone has to go through a thorough screening process. Rory: Kind of like the FBI?…

Lorelai: What’s with the hat? Rory: Grandma gave it to me. Lorelai: Oh, now that’s just mean. Rory: It’s not that bad. Lorelai: Do you…

Richard: Lorelai the First. Rory: I thought Mom was the first. Richard: No, no. Emily: Not in the name. Lorelai: No, but in so many other…

Drella: (referring to Michel) Can’t stand the talk. Love to watch the walk.

Lorelai: (to Rory) My God. This day, the swans, the tulle, my head. (to Luke) Luke, I need the largest cheeseburger in the world. Let’s…

Sookie: Which one is which? Lorelai: I don’t know. I think the one on the right is Matt. Michel: No, the one on the left is Matt. The one…