Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Why don’t you go up to your room and have a fabulous bubble bath. I’ll send up some wine and a masseuse who bears a remarkable…

Mrs. Shales: Do you have children? Lorelai: A daughter. Mrs. Shales: Do you hate her? Lorelai: No. Mrs. Shales: Not ever? Lorelai: Well,…

Miss Patty: (Dancing with one of the grooms) You know, in some countries, if you dance this close, you’re cheating on your wife.

Emily: Interesting, isn’t it, you being the one who’s controlling? Lorelai: I am not being Emily: According to you, I was the only one in…

Lorelai: The dinner was so wonderful, Mira. Sarah: It’s Sarah. Lorelai: Oh, I’m sorry. (Sarah leaves) Lorelai: Mom! Her name is Sarah!…

Luke: I thought you were starving. Lorelai: Things change. Move on.

Emily: (to Lorelai) Your father doesn’t know what he wants. He’d get his hair cut at the butcher’s, if I let him.

Emily: So, Lorelai, how are things at that charming little inn of yours? Lorelai: Mm — they’re still charming and little. We’re just…

Lorelai: Wow! Sounds like you really had a good time. Rory: I did. Lorelai: Really? Rory: Really. Lorelai: Really? Rory: Really. Lorelai:…

Emily: (to Lorelai) This is as far as I can go, unless you’d like me to bore my way through the wall.