Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: (to Rory) My God. This day, the swans, the tulle, my head. (to Luke) Luke, I need the largest cheeseburger in the world. Let’s…

Sookie: Which one is which? Lorelai: I don’t know. I think the one on the right is Matt. Michel: No, the one on the left is Matt. The one…

Luke: Interesting hat. Rory: I went golfing with my grandfather today. Luke: Did you know that golf courses are an environmental blight…

Michel: Oh. Dear. Lorelai: What? (male twins have just walked in the front door) Michel: Are those — ? Lorelai: No. It would be too –…

Rory: She caught him in the pool house with the tennis pro, not the riding instructor. Richard: I had no idea. Rory: That committee of…

Michel: I will never go near those filthy birds. Lorelai: Why? Michel: I hate the swans. Lorelai: These particular swans? Michel: No, all…

Swan Man: Hey, where do you want the swans? Lorelai: Um, well, do you know where the pond is? Swan Man: Nope. Lorelai: Okay, you know…

Lorelai: Rory, I love you. I would take a bullet for you. But I’d rather stick something sharp in my ear than go to the club with you….

Richard: (to Rory after Gloria drives away in her golf cart) The most odious woman alive.

Emily: You brought us used dessert? Lorelai: It’s not used. It’s left over. Emily: (coldly) How nice. I’ll just put it in the kitchen…