Gilmore Girls Quotes

Paris: (on asking Rory to run for Vice President) Because people think you’re nice. You’re quiet, you say excuse me, you look like little…

Rory: Fourth rung of hell, party of one. Lorelai: Well, at least my feet won’t get cold.

(Lorelai is trying to patch things up with Luke, who remains oblivious to it) Lorelai: So, this is how it’s gonna be with us now, huh?…

Dean: (Referring to Babette and Miss Patty singing) So, how many cocktails caused that? Rory: Oh, they haven’t had any cocktails yet….

Michel: All right, the piano movers will be here at eight and the chairs will be set up at nine. All the rooms are made up and ready. I…

Christopher: When Jackson came out holding that kilt man, I felt for him. Lorelai: I know, so did I. Christopher: Please, I saw what your…

(Christopher drove all the way from Boston to see Rory’s cast taken off) Lorelai: I know, but I didn’t think you would drive all the way…

Lorelai: Oh, good donut selection this morning, really. Good variety, good color, good goodness, good . . . Well, so the choices are…

Lorelai: But I’m here now and hey, I’m like cheese. Dean: What? Rory: She gets better with time.

Lorelai: Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world. Rory: Huh. Lorelai: I mean, think about it. You…