Gilmore Girls Quotes

Luke: (to Jess) You know what people told me when I said you were coming to live here? They told me I was crazy. They told me I should…

Paris: (on asking Rory to run for Vice President) Because people think you’re nice. You’re quiet, you say excuse me, you look like little…

Rory: Fourth rung of hell, party of one. Lorelai: Well, at least my feet won’t get cold.

Rory: Do they allow hot dogs in the subway? Jess: You are such an out-of-towner!

Lorelai: I am feeling so good, sista, because it’s over! No more finals, no more studying, no more school, the pressure’s off. Do you…

Emily: That’s a camera? Lorelai: That’s a camera. Richard: It looks like a toy.

Liza: Can it! Zach: Stuff it! Lorelai: (to Sookie) They’re in love.

Lorelai: I think I just forgot everything I’ve ever known. (grabbing Rory’s arm) Child, what be your name?

Rory: Thank you so much for bringing me here! You know, I might just show you my withering stare in return. Jess: I’m a lucky man.

Lorelai: Oh, I’m so excited! Isn’t this exciting? Man: I’ve been doing this for eight years. Lorelai: Oh. Not so exciting for you, then.