Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: You are not seriously sitting there. Emily: No, it’s a hologram. Lifelike, isn’t it?

Rory: Maybe I didn’t study hard enough. Maybe I got cocky. Lorelai: Maybe you need a major mud bath/salt glow/chill pill combo.

Louise: (about a boy) What happened? I thought we really connected in that supply closet.

Lorelai: (to Rory) Be sure to gloat a little, it’s good for your skin.

Rory: Why aren’t you saying anything? Dean: Words seem to be very dangerous right now.

Lorelai: Hey, I got your note. Rory: Yeah, well, putting it in the mallomars was a pretty safe bet.

Lorelai: Fill me up. Luke: That’s your sixth cup. Lorelai: Yes it is. Luke: How ’bout some tea? Lorelai: Absolutely, throw it in with the…

Kirk: You have termites. Lorelai: What? Kirk: Tens of thousands of them. Subterranean, dry wood, the whole gamut. Rory: Gross. Kirk: Four…

Kirk: (about the cost of exterminating the termites) Well, I haven’t done the exact estimate, but I’d say somewhere in the neighborhood…

Lorelai: Hey Mom, you didn’t make it back to the room last night. Did you get lucky? Emily: Could you be any cruder? Lorelai: Yeah, I…