Gilmore Girls Quotes

Christopher: (on phone with Lorelai, hearing harps in the background) Where are you, heaven?

Lorelai: Let’s invite everyone! Sookie: Everyone who? Lorelai: Everyone everyone! Sookie: Everyone everyone who? Lorelai: Everyone we…

Lorelai: Hey Mom, you didn’t make it back to the room last night. Did you get lucky? Emily: Could you be any cruder? Lorelai: Yeah, I…

Lorelai: I have a New Year’s resolution for you–be more cynical and self-absorbed. Rory: I’ll work on it.

Lorelai: People have too many things. Rory: Says the woman with 64 pairs of shoes. Lorelai: Thus proving my point.

Lorelai: Welcome to the first and probably-never-again-because-Sookie’s-on-the-verge-of-a-nervous-breakdown Bracebridge Dinner!

(About inviting everyone to the Inn) Lorelai: An out of control, over the top slumber party! Sookie: I love it! Rory: Me too! Lorelai:…

Luke: Gotta say sleigh rides are a little much but these horses are really beautiful. Lorelai: Yes, especially from this angle. Luke: Not…

(Michel takes a painting off the wall so Rune can clean the top) Rune: Well, I didn’t know you could do that. I thought alarms would go…

Michel: Stop that. Rune: Stop what? Michel: Stop jumping like a Mexican bean.