Gilmore Girls Quotes

Jess: What’s the white stuff? Luke: I think it’s cream … or cheese. Jess: How about the green stuff? Luke: I think it’s … best picked…

Lorelai: I hate that man with every fiber of my being!

Christopher: (on phone with Lorelai, hearing harps in the background) Where are you, heaven?

Lorelai: Let’s invite everyone! Sookie: Everyone who? Lorelai: Everyone everyone! Sookie: Everyone everyone who? Lorelai: Everyone we…

Lorelai: Hey Dean. Do you want some fries? Dean: No, I’m actually going home for dinner. My mom made fried chicken tonight and she saved…

Lorelai: This is incredible! I go on one stupid date, and suddenly I’m the female Jerry Lee Lewis! Sookie: Oh forget it honey, the town…

Lorelai: I promised Rory we’d go to Luke’s afterwards. Sookie: Even better. Lorelai: Although I gotta tell ya, I am still pretty peeved…

Paris: Well anyone who hangs out with Butch Cassidy and the Sun-dunce kid deserve whatever they get.

Lorelai: Hey, are you good at dating? Luke: What? LORELAI: Dating, do you have that down? Luke: Okay, if this is about that kid, then…

Rory: So how’d it go? Lorelai: Well Rory: Aww. Lorelai: You know, we talked about all the things we had in common and then the salad…