Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: This is incredible! I go on one stupid date, and suddenly I’m the female Jerry Lee Lewis! Sookie: Oh forget it honey, the town…

Lorelai: I promised Rory we’d go to Luke’s afterwards. Sookie: Even better. Lorelai: Although I gotta tell ya, I am still pretty peeved…

Paris: Well anyone who hangs out with Butch Cassidy and the Sun-dunce kid deserve whatever they get.

Lorelai: Hey, are you good at dating? Luke: What? LORELAI: Dating, do you have that down? Luke: Okay, if this is about that kid, then…

Rory: So how’d it go? Lorelai: Well Rory: Aww. Lorelai: You know, we talked about all the things we had in common and then the salad…

Lorelai: Why are you being so mean to me? Luke: I’m not being mean. Lorelai: Yes you are. You’re being mean. Luke: Sookie, am I being…

Sookie: Are you sure this is Shakespeare? Dean: What’s with all the grunting? Lorelai: I wish Luke was here, he could translate for us.

Lorelai: What? Rory: Nothing. Lorelai: Say it! Rory: I’ve always wanted a little brother. Lorelai: He looked older the other night! Rory:…

Mia: Nice to see you Lucas. Luke: You’re the only person in the world who can call me that, Mia. Mia: I know this. Luke: I’m saying it…

Rory: Mom, you’re not writing what you purchased on the back of any of the inn’s credit cards receipts. Lorelai: Oh well, just put…