Gilmore Girls Quotes

Mia: Nice to see you Lucas. Luke: You’re the only person in the world who can call me that, Mia. Mia: I know this. Luke: I’m saying it…

Rory: Mom, you’re not writing what you purchased on the back of any of the inn’s credit cards receipts. Lorelai: Oh well, just put…

Emily: Three painters started, and they all three quit. Rory: Why did they quit? Emily: She wouldn’t stop scowling. Lorelai: I was going…

Taylor: Another person witnessed Jess walking out of an arts-and-crafts store two days ago with what appeared to be chalk. Luke: You…

Mia: And there was that year you wore the same shirt everywhere you went. Luke: I don’t remember that. Lorelai: Must have been something…

Luke: Jess, this is Mia. She owns the Independence Inn. Jess: Oh. Luke: That’s “hello, nice to meet you” in slacker.

Mia: Michel, how nice to see you. Oh and look at that suit! You are quite the dandy, aren’t you? Michel: Well, I had a feeling that a…

Rory: You were a Trekkie? Luke: I was not a Trekkie. Lorelai: Oh. Oh, I do believe denying you were a Trekkie is a violation of the prime…

Emily: Akron. Rory: Ohio? Lorelai: Get out of here! Emily: I will not get out of here. Lorelai: No Mom, I didn’t mean really get out of…

Lorelai: Aha! Luke: Geez! Don’t sneak up on me like that. Lorelai: Yeah, boy, I was lucky you had your phasers on stun, huh? Rory: Well,…