Gilmore Girls Quotes

Mia: Nice to see you Lucas. Luke: You’re the only person in the world who can call me that, Mia. Mia: I know this. Luke: I’m saying it…

Rory: Mom, you’re not writing what you purchased on the back of any of the inn’s credit cards receipts. Lorelai: Oh well, just put…

(Luke walks into the inn with his toolbox) Lorelai: Oh, thank god. You brought Bert. Luke: Right here. Lorelai: My men! Follow me. Luke:…

(Paris looks terrible while Rory looks perfect) Paris: That really how you look when you first get up? Rory: Yes. Paris: Nothing in my…

Lorelai: That’s what you got busted for, ringing a bell? Rory: Yeah, mhm. Lorelai: That’s it, bell ringing? Rory: Yes. Lorelai: Were you…

Lorelai: Wow, busy today. Has Luke been advertising or something? Rory: He gets good word-of-mouth. Lorelai: Well, we have to start…

Rory: It’s just so weird that the one table I sit down at is home to the secret society. Lorelai: I know. It’s like waking up one day and…

Lorelai: Who the hell names their kid Lemon? Rory: Someone really into citrus.

Ivy: I hate nepotism. Lem: But unfortunately it does make the world go round.

Francie: Don’t you have a nickname? Rory: Well. Rory is a nickname. My real name is Lorelai. Lem: Lorelai? That’s a weird name! Rory:…