Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: (startled by Paris) God, you’re like a pop-up book from hell!

(Luke’s diner. Lorelai is sitting at the counter) Lorelai: Hey Luke, ah, I feel a little weird even mentioning this to you. Luke: What?…

(Luke walks into the inn with his toolbox) Lorelai: Oh, thank god. You brought Bert. Luke: Right here. Lorelai: My men! Follow me. Luke:…

(Paris looks terrible while Rory looks perfect) Paris: That really how you look when you first get up? Rory: Yes. Paris: Nothing in my…

Lorelai: That’s what you got busted for, ringing a bell? Rory: Yeah, mhm. Lorelai: That’s it, bell ringing? Rory: Yes. Lorelai: Were you…

Rory: So? Dean: So what? Rory: It’s good, isn’t it? Dean: It’s the Rock-n-Roll hall of fame induction. Rory: And doesn’t Neil Young look…

Lorelai: I swear, there is nothing in the world my mother is better at than getting someone to agree to something that in any other…

Emily: Oh, Richard, I didn’t know you were home! Richard: Yes, well you learn something new everyday.

Rory: And when I got back from Grandpa’s office, they all invited me out onto the patio. Lorelai: No, no, no! Please tell me you did not…

Luke: How can you like that shirt? Jess: It brings out my eyes.