Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Um, guys, hi, there’s a lady up there with a rock the size of Neptune around her neck talking about the debutantes of ancient…

Lorelai: (walks into Luke’s, where Rory is eating a massive cheeseburger while wearing her fancy debutante dress) After all you’ve been…

Rory: Battle bots! Dean: For life!

Rory: So, did you know that you’re considered a hot dad? Lorelai: Hah! Christopher: Really? Rory: Libby said that it’s too bad that…

Christopher: May I have this dance? Lorelai: I don’t know. Do you have a trust fund? Always make sure.

Rory: Before I knew it, Grandma was telling me how important it is for a person to be properly presented to society. Lorelai: Ugh! Rory:…

Rory: So what do you think? Dean: I think you look like a cotton ball. Rory: Why, thank you, Jeeves. Dean: But a really cute cotton ball.

Lorelai: See; now only a lady can gracefully walk around a room with a book on her head while eating Kung pow chicken. I mean a great…

(Jess comes down the stairs drssed in a flannel shirt and a backwards baseball cap) Lorelai: Uh, Luke… Luke: What? (sees Jess) What do…

Emily: You don’t want your granddaughter admitted to society? Richard: To hell with society! (to a table of people) And yes, I’m talking…