Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: I just want you to know…I really wanted you to be my stepfather. Mr. Medina: I just want you to know…I really wanted to be your…

Luke: So just because you have a kid, you know everything, right? Lorelai: Um, I have a kid, so yeah, I think I know a little bit more…

Lorelai: You know, there have been very few times in my life where I wished I had one of those enormous cream pies that you can just…

Rory: Hey Luke. Luke: Rory. Rory: Um, I’ll have two coffees and two cherry Danishes to go, please. Luke: Two coffees and two cherry…

Taylor: That’s right. She’s breaking the rules, and people who break the rules end up very lonely with no friends because they have…

Lorelai: Rory, this was a bad one, okay? This was not Nick and Nora, this was Sid and Nancy, and I’m not going in there. Rory: But the…

Lorelai: Luke, um, that’s not a bed, that’s a raft, which is fine if you’re gonna build a moat around the diner but… Luke: It’s fine….

Jess: Wanna play some poker? Five bucks a hand. Luke: No. Jess: Ten? I can’t go any higher than ten. Luke: Jess- Jess: Okay, fifteen….

Luke: I had any interesting call today, want to know who it was from? Jess: Not really. Luke: It was from Taylor Doose, you know, he owns…

Taylor: You’re a very jaded man, Luke. What happened to you as a child? Luke: Some creepy guy in shorts and knee socks tried to sit me…