Gilmore Girls Quotes

Taylor: You’re a very jaded man, Luke. What happened to you as a child? Luke: Some creepy guy in shorts and knee socks tried to sit me…

Luke: I am in so far over my head that I can’t see my own hat. Lorelai: Try turning it around.

Lorelai tries to get Jess to understand that Luke is trying to help him Jess: What are you sleeping with him or something? Lorelai:…

Jess: Want to bail? Rory: Um…no. Jess: How come? Rory: Because it’s Tuesday night in Stars Hollow. There’s nowhere to bail to. The…

Luke: (On the phone) Hi, Liz. Yeah, he got here fine. Jess: Got here at ten this morning. Luke: Okay, hang on a sec. Jess? Jess: Pass….

Lorelai: Is everything okay? Luke: Do you have a sister? Lorelai: Um, no. Boy Scout: I do! Luke: You have my sympathies. Boy Scout:…

Luke: Wait, you need keys. Jess: No, I don’t. (Leaves) Luke: I so don’t wanna know why.

Boy Scout: (to Lorelai) Hey, I was here first! Lorelai: On the planet?

Luke: You won’t bring up the bed? Lorelai: Oh no, I’ll definitely bring up the bed.

Boy 2: And I want fries, and make them really really crispy. Boy 1: I want mine crispy too. Boy 2: You didn’t order fries. Boy 1: So?…