Gilmore Girls Quotes

Sookie: I think I’ll make grilled cheese. Jackson: Sookie! Sookie: Well, what if he doesn’t like pot roast? Jackson: Well, then he’ll…

Rory: Good night, Dodger. Jess: What? Rory: Figure it out. Jess: Oliver Twist.

Jackson: Oh my god. This is a great lemon! Seriously, this is the best lemon I’ve ever tasted. Sookie, you have to try this lemon….

Jess: Wow, aren’t we hooked on Phonics!

Lorelai: Sookie, Jackson, I want you to meet Luke’s nephew. This is Jess. Sookie: Do you eat cheese? Jess: What?

Luke: Me? Raising a kid? I don’t even like kids. They’re always sticky like they’ve got jam on their hands. Even if there’s no jam in the…

Rory: I just want you to know…I really wanted you to be my stepfather. Mr. Medina: I just want you to know…I really wanted to be your…

Lorelai: Rory, stop it. We are not going to have this fight in a flowery bedroom with dentists singing Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves in the…

Lorelai: I am a grown woman. Rory: Says the woman with the ‘Hello, Kitty’ waffle iron.

Rory: We get cranky when we’re hungry. Lorelai: Well, plus, we’re above everyone on the planet. Rory: Clearly.