Gilmore Girls Quotes

Kirk: You know, in France, when you sit and order, you can have the table for as long as you want it. Luke: I bet you know what I’m going…

Lorelai: Rory, stop it. We are not going to have this fight in a flowery bedroom with dentists singing Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves in the…

Lorelai: I am a grown woman. Rory: Says the woman with the ‘Hello, Kitty’ waffle iron.

Rory: We get cranky when we’re hungry. Lorelai: Well, plus, we’re above everyone on the planet. Rory: Clearly.

Lorelai: Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would’ve made Liberace say, “Whoa! Step back! No…

Lorelai: (writing in guestbook) Satanic forces are at work here.

Rory: You’re going to stop before we drive into the Atlantic Ocean. Lorelai: I’ll try. Rory: At least we’ll know where we are. Lorelai:…

Ladawn: And after you leave, I’m going to go do my favorite thing! Lorelai: And what’s that? Ladawn: Read what you wrote in the…

Lorelai: Oh, wow! Sammy’s AWOL, huh? Ladawn: Hmm? Lorelai: Oh, Sammy. It’s like the first time that she hasn’t been there on the stairs….

Lorelai: Can I ask you stupid questions? Luke: There’s no such thing. Lorelai: (frustrated) How does the ink come out of pens?! Luke:…