Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: They just force someone on you? Rory: It’s all part of the socializing experience. Lorelai: What if it’s a lemon? Rory: Then I’m…

Lorelai: (urging Rory to visit Harvard campus) Come on, you know you want to! Everyone else is doing it!

Rory: A cool B & B. That’s like saying an understated Nicolas Cage movie.

Emily: (looking at pictures) What is that? Lorelai: That is a Harvard squirrel. Emily: Oh, good grief! Lorelai: Doesn’t he look smart?

Lorelai: Did you hear? I used ‘existentialist’ in a sentence. Rory: I heard. Lorelai: I’ve always wanted to do that Rory: It was very…

Kirk: You know, in France, when you sit and order, you can have the table for as long as you want it. Luke: I bet you know what I’m going…

Lorelai: Rory, stop it. We are not going to have this fight in a flowery bedroom with dentists singing Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves in the…

Lorelai: I am a grown woman. Rory: Says the woman with the ‘Hello, Kitty’ waffle iron.

Rory: We get cranky when we’re hungry. Lorelai: Well, plus, we’re above everyone on the planet. Rory: Clearly.

Lorelai: Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would’ve made Liberace say, “Whoa! Step back! No…