Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: A cool B & B. That’s like saying an understated Nicolas Cage movie.

Emily: (looking at pictures) What is that? Lorelai: That is a Harvard squirrel. Emily: Oh, good grief! Lorelai: Doesn’t he look smart?

Lorelai: Did you hear? I used ‘existentialist’ in a sentence. Rory: I heard. Lorelai: I’ve always wanted to do that Rory: It was very…

Kirk: You know, in France, when you sit and order, you can have the table for as long as you want it. Luke: I bet you know what I’m going…

Rory: Okay, our house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose? Lorelai: Well that’s not fair. The cake…

(Max opens a drawer in the oven) Lorelai: Wow, did you know we had that? Rory: Not a clue.

Lorelai: Pack! Rory: What? Lorelai: Pack. Rory: What’s going on? Lorelai: We are hitting the road. Rory: What? Lorelai: Pack everything….

Lorelai: Did you mean all those things you said about marriage? Luke: What things? Lorelai: You really want me to repeat them to you?…

Michel: I feel like crap on toast.

Rory: Wow, totally deserted. Lorelai: We’re the last ones left. Rory: So, are we almost there? Lorelai: We’re almost there, and nowhere…