Gilmore Girls Quotes

Christopher: You’re at your bachelorette party. Lorelai: Right…right. Christopher: So why are you calling me?

Lorelai: If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Rory: Okay, our house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose? Lorelai: Well that’s not fair. The cake…

(Max opens a drawer in the oven) Lorelai: Wow, did you know we had that? Rory: Not a clue.

Lorelai: Pack! Rory: What? Lorelai: Pack. Rory: What’s going on? Lorelai: We are hitting the road. Rory: What? Lorelai: Pack everything….

Lorelai: Did you mean all those things you said about marriage? Luke: What things? Lorelai: You really want me to repeat them to you?…

Michel: I feel like crap on toast.

Rory: Wow, totally deserted. Lorelai: We’re the last ones left. Rory: So, are we almost there? Lorelai: We’re almost there, and nowhere…

Lorelai: Max, they’re teenagers. They can kiss a little bit. Max: Okay, well, what do I do if Rory comes home drunk? Lorelai: Come on!…

(about Max knowing his way around the kitchen) Rory: He has much knowledge. Lorelai: We shall form a cult around him. Rory: Build a…