Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: No one has ever made me a huppah. Luke: You only get married once…theoretically. Lorelai: Yeah…you only get married once.

Lorelai: Why can’t you keep a maid in this house? I mean there must have been 1000 women who’ve gone through here in the 32 years that…

Man: That’s a hammer? Rory: Well, it’s just dressed up a little. Man: You dressed up a hammer? Rory: No, my mother did. She does that….

Lorelai: I’m officially changing my order. I’ll have the ‘Luke’s giving Lorelai a migraine’ meal. Luke: Blue cheese or ranch?

Rory: What’s that? Lorelai: A hammer. Rory: Why does it have feathers? Lorelai: So the rhinestones and bows won’t feel lonely.

Lorelai: (to Rory) I mean it, Timmy, no falling down the well.

Emily: (to Lorelai) Walk as you babble, please.

(Lorelai doesn’t want to tell her parents that she’s getting married) Lorelai: I am the mother and you are the daughter. In some…

(About going to help fix up homes for the needy) Paris: You don’t want to go. It’s not you. Rory: I have multiple personalities, it might…

Paris: You need to follow a study schedule. I’ve been telling you that since second grade. Louise: Which worries both of us.