Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: I’m officially changing my order. I’ll have the ‘Luke’s giving Lorelai a migraine’ meal. Luke: Blue cheese or ranch?

Rory: What’s that? Lorelai: A hammer. Rory: Why does it have feathers? Lorelai: So the rhinestones and bows won’t feel lonely.

Lorelai: (to Rory) I mean it, Timmy, no falling down the well.

Emily: (to Lorelai) Walk as you babble, please.

Lorelai: (talking about Dean) I mean, he just sits in his room, eating Fruit Loops out of the box, saying your name over and over and…

Rory: (about Richard and Emily) You have to tell them. Lorelai: I will. Soon. Rory: When’s soon? Lorelai: When the big hand hits the “S”…

Lousie: Princess Grace didn’t go to college. Paris: Thank you for the history lesson, A.J. Benza. Lousie: Take a pill. Paris: Marry rich.

Lorelai: I am perfect. I have hit a new level of perfection rarely seen outside a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

(Sookie wants Michel to choose a cookie) Michel: I don’t care. Sookie: I just need a quick opinion! Michel: It took me two seconds to…

Lorelai: (about telling Emily that she’s getting married) Mom, I’m getting married I’m an idiot and you know, as my mouth was opening my…