Gilmore Girls Quotes

Emily: All right, I’m going to bed now. Lorelai: And why is it that when your only daughter tells you that she is getting married, you…

Lorelai: (to Luke about her wedding shower) I mean, it’s justit’s a really big night for me tonight, and I don’t know, it just feels like…

Lorelai: Boy, they keep making that ketchup slower and slower, huh? Luke: It’s the Heinz family’s little joke.

Lorelai: Okay, I’m officially way too tired to go out tonight so I’m not trusting my accessorizing instincts. Tell me what you think….

Lorelai: What about Dad? Emily: We’re starting without him. Lorelai: Why? He’s the one with the six o’clock flight. We don’t have to go…

Luke: There’s nothing like a wedding to screw up a family. Lorelai: Well in my case, there’s nothing like a family to screw up a family….

Jackson: So, I think I need to say this right now. I’m not ready for marriage. Sookie: Okay. Jackson: However, I’d be willing to move in….

(Most of the town is pressed up against the windows of Luke’s diner) Luke: Crazy people. The whole town should be medicated and put in a…

Rory: Where’s Dean? Lorelai: Getting water. Rory: You’re shameless. Lorelai: He offered. Rory: Please… Lorelai: The first thing he said…

Lorelai: I’ve got to check in at the Inn. Michel’s there by himself. People could die.