Gilmore Girls Quotes

Jackson: Yes, it is her real dad. He seems very nice, kinda a folkey, poppy, urban, gruffly look to him. And obviously there’s some money…

Lorelai: (sigh) I’ve gotta see my parents. Christopher: (sigh) I’ve gotta see my parents. Rory: Ladies and gentlemen, the drama king and…

Rory: How’s Diane? Christopher: Diane is ancient history. Rory: When I met her at Easter, you said she could be the one. Christopher: The…

Luke: So, uh, where’s the guy? Lorelai: Oh he’s gone. Luke: Oh, too bad. Lorelai: We’ll be fine. Luke? Luke: Yeah? Lorelai: Um, can I…

Emily: Straub is actually a good man. Very smart. He was one of the top lawyers in his field, a very arcane aspect of International law….

Emily: You usually knock. Lorelai: Not since you gave us a key. Emily: That is for emergencies. Lorelai: Well mom, I’m starving to death….

Christopher: I can be a family man. I’m responsible now. Lorelai: Honey, you can’t even buy a book without having your credit card…

Rory: Where are you going? Lorelai: To Luke’s. We’re picking out paint colors tonight, so it’s gonna be hours of “yes, no, yes, no, yes,…

(Rory sets a bird cage down on the table) Lorelai: What is that? Rory: It’s for school. Lorelai: Aww, he’s so cute! What’s his name?…

Christopher: Nice shirt. Take it off. Lorelai and Rory turn around staring at the guy on the motorcycle (Christopher takes off his…