Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: (to Luke) I mean, if I didn’t have a chick here, why did you think I was calling?

Lorelai: Rory just dressed up in a cute apron the other day, and so I was just teasing her about it. Richard: Why did you get dressed up…

Lorelai: So, dinner, thoughts? Rory: Let’s have some.

Emily: (about Luke) And how did he know that the bird was missing? What, was he strolling by your house and he heard your plaintive cries…

(Lorelai is trying to convince Luke to paint the diner) Lorelai: Come on. We’ll drink a couple beers, we’ll sing painting songs! Luke:…

Lorelai: (to her parents) You’re both going to hell, I hope you realize that. Richard: At least we’ll be well rested.

(dinner at Emily and Richard’s) Lorelai: Mmm, kickass wine. Emily: How poetic! Lorelai: It’s got a nice smell. Earthy, vibrant, you can…

Rory: Where are you going? Lorelai: To Luke’s. We’re picking out paint colors tonight, so it’s gonna be hours of “yes, no, yes, no, yes,…

(Rory sets a bird cage down on the table) Lorelai: What is that? Rory: It’s for school. Lorelai: Aww, he’s so cute! What’s his name?…

Christopher: Nice shirt. Take it off. Lorelai and Rory turn around staring at the guy on the motorcycle (Christopher takes off his…