Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: What’s in there? Dean: A salad. Rory: Salad? Dean: Yeah, it’s a quaint dish sometimes used to precede large quantities of pizza….

Lorelai: So you’re saying Luke thought I made up a crazy story about a chick being loose in the house just to get him in bed? Sookie: Not…

Sookie: Well, you call someone and say “Can you come over and help me look for my loose chick”…it’s a little… Lorelai: A little what?…

Richard: We always go to the Vineyard at this time of year. Lorelai: Well, you know, you could break the chain, Dad. Go to Paris. Rory:…

Lorelai: (to Luke) I mean, if I didn’t have a chick here, why did you think I was calling?

Lorelai: Rory just dressed up in a cute apron the other day, and so I was just teasing her about it. Richard: Why did you get dressed up…

Lorelai: So, dinner, thoughts? Rory: Let’s have some.

Madeline: Do you think your mom is sorry she got pregnant so young? Paris: Of course she is. Rory: Gee, thanks. Paris: I didn’t mean it…

Lorelai: (from the kitchen) Ah! There’s a man in my kitchen, somebody call the constable. Luke: (coming into the living room. Lorelai…

Lane: I’m getting a soda. Anybody want anything? Lorelai: Yes. The night of my 14th birthday back, so I could right the…