Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Hey, was Rachel pretty? Sookie: What? Lorelai: I’m just curious, was she pretty? Sookie: She was pretty. Lorelai: Like, what…

Lorelai: Who wants cheese? Rory: Are there crackers? Lorelai: Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes, there are crackers. Rory: And…

Miss Patty: (noticing Lorelai’s sweatshirt) Well this looks really familiar. Lorelai: Oh, that’s mine. Er, I saw it first and then I…

Madeline: I find your mother completely fascinating. Rory: Funny. So does she. Madeline: It’s almost more like having a big sister….

Lorelai: (Looking for Madeline and Louise) Hi, I was wondering if college boys live here or friends of college boys and if they had……

Lorelai: Yeah, see those two idiots over there? They’re 16…underage and I bet you’re not. I also bet those big fancy party cups aren’t…

Madeline: Do you think your mom is sorry she got pregnant so young? Paris: Of course she is. Rory: Gee, thanks. Paris: I didn’t mean it…

Lorelai: (from the kitchen) Ah! There’s a man in my kitchen, somebody call the constable. Luke: (coming into the living room. Lorelai…

Lane: I’m getting a soda. Anybody want anything? Lorelai: Yes. The night of my 14th birthday back, so I could right the…

Louise: I find your mother completely fascinating. Rory: Funny – so does she.