Gilmore Girls Quotes

Madeline: Do you think your mom is sorry she got pregnant so young? Paris: Of course she is. Rory: Gee, thanks. Paris: I didn’t mean it…

Lorelai: (from the kitchen) Ah! There’s a man in my kitchen, somebody call the constable. Luke: (coming into the living room. Lorelai…

Lane: I’m getting a soda. Anybody want anything? Lorelai: Yes. The night of my 14th birthday back, so I could right the…

Louise: I find your mother completely fascinating. Rory: Funny – so does she.

Lorelai: Who the hell is that anyways? Rory: Claudine Longet. Lorelai: The chick who shot the skier? Rory: (with no clue, since it was…

Lorelai: Hey, you know the one good thing we learned from this? Rory: What? Lorelai: That I’m a babe.

Rune: (about Lorelai) I can’t believe you set me up with that! What, was the bearded lady busy tonight or something?

(After making Lorelai go on a double date with Sookie, Jackson and his cousin Rune) Sookie: You will not regret this. Lorelai: Pick…

Rory: I do not want to incur the wrath of Luke. Lorelai: Why not? It’s fun!

Lorelai: I certainly don’t want Rory to turn out like me. Mrs. Kim: I don’t want Lane to turn out like you either. Lorelai: Now I believe…