Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: You lied to me so I wouldn’t have to lie to Mrs. Kim? Rory: Yeah. Lorelai: Oh my God, you really are my daughter.

Lorelai: Who the hell is that anyways? Rory: Claudine Longet. Lorelai: The chick who shot the skier? Rory: (with no clue, since it was…

Lorelai: Hey, you know the one good thing we learned from this? Rory: What? Lorelai: That I’m a babe.

Rune: (about Lorelai) I can’t believe you set me up with that! What, was the bearded lady busy tonight or something?

(After making Lorelai go on a double date with Sookie, Jackson and his cousin Rune) Sookie: You will not regret this. Lorelai: Pick…

Rory: I do not want to incur the wrath of Luke. Lorelai: Why not? It’s fun!

Lorelai: I certainly don’t want Rory to turn out like me. Mrs. Kim: I don’t want Lane to turn out like you either. Lorelai: Now I believe…

Lorelai: I have like six thousand pages of case studies to memorize and this whole big test on the Wal-Mart phenomena coming up on Friday…

Rory: Buttercup is a special dog. She’s extremely skittish and tends to react badly towards blonde haired females, brunette males,…

Rory: Well can you make up your mind before French Class because I’d rather you didn’t start making out with Mrs. Collins. Lorelai: Hey,…