Gilmore Girls Quotes

(after Emily confronts Lorelai about kissing Max at Rory’s school) Lorelai: It was a mistake. Emily: A mistake? A mistake? Is that what…

Rory: Buttercup is a special dog. She’s extremely skittish and tends to react badly towards blonde haired females, brunette males,…

Rory: Well can you make up your mind before French Class because I’d rather you didn’t start making out with Mrs. Collins. Lorelai: Hey,…

Lorelai: It’s the best tiny, weird bird I have ever eaten.

Rory: You know what it means when a man loans you a book don’t you? Lorelai: That he’s already read it? Rory: Yep.

Lorelai: (in between kissing Max as they move towards the bedroom) But what about my required reading? But I won’t make the cheerleading…

Lorelai: So where did you learn to make osso bucco anyway? Max: Um, from this very old Italian woman who used to live upstairs. She had…

Lorelai: What can I say? Watching someone work makes me hungry. If I hadn’t stopped watching ‘This Old House’ I’d be 500 lbs right now.

Rory: So she stopped cleaning it’s cage. Instead everyday she would stuff some Kleenex in there. Luke: You didn’t? Lorelai: It was the…

Lorelai: (reading the sign on a puppy’s kennel) “Buttercup was found cold and wet, hovering under a hydrangea bush along Highway 26.”…