Gilmore Girls Quotes

(After Rory tells Paris that she did also hurt Mr. Medina when she told everybody about the kiss) Paris: I do like Mr. Medina. Rory: Well…

Lorelai: Where’s the silver dangly bracelet? Rory: I’m wearing it. Lorelai: Why are you wearing it? Rory: Because it’s mine. Lorelai:…

Lorelai: (with Max in his classroom, arguing about whether or not they should be together) What are we, in high school? Well I know we’re…

Lorelai: It’s the best tiny, weird bird I have ever eaten.

Rory: You know what it means when a man loans you a book don’t you? Lorelai: That he’s already read it? Rory: Yep.

Lorelai: (in between kissing Max as they move towards the bedroom) But what about my required reading? But I won’t make the cheerleading…

Lorelai: So where did you learn to make osso bucco anyway? Max: Um, from this very old Italian woman who used to live upstairs. She had…

Lorelai: What can I say? Watching someone work makes me hungry. If I hadn’t stopped watching ‘This Old House’ I’d be 500 lbs right now.

Rory: So she stopped cleaning it’s cage. Instead everyday she would stuff some Kleenex in there. Luke: You didn’t? Lorelai: It was the…

Lorelai: (reading the sign on a puppy’s kennel) “Buttercup was found cold and wet, hovering under a hydrangea bush along Highway 26.”…