Gilmore Girls Quotes

(Lorelai pulls a box of pizza out of the fridge and looks at it.) Rory: What? Lorelai: This is the pizza from mystery Tuesday, that one’s…

Rory: Every time Mom stuck her finger in his cage, he’d bite her. Lorelai: And laugh. Luke: Hamsters can’t laugh. Lorelai: Oh, this one…

Rory: Do you have any idea how many people you’ve hurt? Forget me and my mother–what about Mr. Medina? He likes you, Paris. He…

Paris: I wish my mother would sleep with my teachers, it would make midterms a lot easier. Rory : (stands up, fuming) Madeline, Louise,…

Sookie: A zucchini tush? Jackson: Just a temporary name. Sookie: You want me to serve my customers a genetically engineered vegetable…

(After Rory tells Paris that she did also hurt Mr. Medina when she told everybody about the kiss) Paris: I do like Mr. Medina. Rory: Well…

Emily: So what is exactly going on between the two of you? Luke: Nothing. Really. We’re friends, that’s it. Emily: You’re idiots-the both…

Rory: I think you’re acting a little immature. Lorelai: I’m not acting!

Dean: We were reading a book and then we fell asleep. Lorelai: Pick a more interesting book next time.

Lorelai: Geez! Are you okay? Luke: Yeah, I’m just not real big on hospitals. You know, the smell, people being wheeled by, tubes sticking…