Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: Where’s Mom? Luke: Looking for coffee. Rory: What are you doing? Luke: Staring at my shoes. Rory: Okay, carry on.

Lorelai’s answering machine: We’re not here right now, speak if you must.

Lorelai: (to Luke after he made her a Santa-Burger) No one has ever made me something quite this disgusting before. I thank you.

Lorelai: Rory, there are only two things that I trust in this entire world. The fact that I will never be able to understand what Charo…

Luke: Your mother called me an idiot. Lorelai: Wow, you must have sucked up good.

(a group comes into the diner singing)… Luke: What’s going on…? Taylor: Well, we were carolling around town and we got a bit chilly…

Rory: What about the apple tarts? You wait all year for those apple tarts! Lorelai: I can live without the apple tarts. Rory: You’ve made…

Emily: (patting Rory) This little girl likes you. Richard: Well, she has good taste.

Emily: So what is exactly going on between the two of you? Luke: Nothing. Really. We’re friends, that’s it. Emily: You’re idiots-the both…

Lorelai: I feel like this is one of those moments when I should be remembering all the great times I had with my dad, you know. The time…