Gilmore Girls Quotes

Luke: Just tell me you forbid her to see the bag boy. Lorelai: I did not forbid her to see the bag boy. Luke: Are you crazy? Lorelai:…

Luke: You liked going… Lorelai: I did. Luke: Rory’s there without you… Lorelai: She is. Luke: You and Rory aren’t getting along right…

Emily: It’s not ‘Ms. Gilmore’, it’s Mrs. Gilmore! Mrs. Gilmore, I’m not a cosmo woman.

(Lorelai avoids going into Richard’s room.) Luke: So, who are you going to go find now? Lorela: Stop. Luke: How about Jimmy Hoffa?…

(at the hospital) Rory: I hated going to that party tonight without you. Lorelai: I hated you going to that party tonight without me. How…

Miss Patty: Taylor, come quickly. Our “before” Mary is about to become an “after.” Who else in town is knocked up?

Lane: Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume? Okay, to me that said, “Hey Mom, you work hard, you deserve something fancy.”…

Lorelai: I don’t hate you. Dean: No? Lorelai: No. Though I did imagine 20 different ways to remove your head from your body. Dean: Yeah?…

Luke: C’mon, you gotta think positive here. Bright side, good thoughts. Rainbows, unicorns. (slowing down) Clowns. (pause) Little ……

Emily: (almost in tears) Richard Gilmore, there may be many things happening in this hospital tonight, but your dying is not one of them….