Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: What were you thinking? Staying out all night? Are you CRAZY? Rory: I’m sorry. It was an accident. Lorelai: You’re talking to…

Emily: Oh you’re so perfect and I was so horrible. I put you in good schools. I gave you the best of everything. I made sure you had the…

Emily: If she doesn’t want to go [to the Chilton dance], then it must be because of something you said. Lorelai: Mom, I promise, all I…

Lorelai: (shouting) C’mon already! Rory: (from in her room) I’m primping! Lorelai: You’re sixteen, you’ve skin like a baby’s ass, there’s…

Emily: “We’re in here”, that’s how you answer the door? Lorelai: Well, I was all out of Saran wrap. Emily: I don’t even want to try to…

Lorelai: (after spraying Rory’s hair) Ok, that will be good for 6 slow dances, 4 medium ones, 1 lambada. But if you plan on doing any…

Emily: (about Dean) What do you know about this boy? Lorelai: Well, I know Rory likes him, and his parole officer has high hopes for his…

Emily: Explain this to me right now, Lorelai! Lorelai: My back hurts. (burrows down in the couch and sticks her lip out)

Dean:He has a thing for you. Rory:No he doesn’t. It’s just a game to him or something Dean:He has a thing for you. Rory:He does nothing…

Dean: Are you asking me to the dance? Rory: No…..yes.