Gilmore Girls Quotes

Emily: “We’re in here”, that’s how you answer the door? Lorelai: Well, I was all out of Saran wrap. Emily: I don’t even want to try to…

Lorelai: (after spraying Rory’s hair) Ok, that will be good for 6 slow dances, 4 medium ones, 1 lambada. But if you plan on doing any…

Emily: (about Dean) What do you know about this boy? Lorelai: Well, I know Rory likes him, and his parole officer has high hopes for his…

Emily: Explain this to me right now, Lorelai! Lorelai: My back hurts. (burrows down in the couch and sticks her lip out)

Dean:He has a thing for you. Rory:No he doesn’t. It’s just a game to him or something Dean:He has a thing for you. Rory:He does nothing…

Dean: Are you asking me to the dance? Rory: No…..yes.

Rory: He’s not my boyfriend. Lane: Really? Rory: No. Lane: What is he then? Rory: He’s my…gentleman caller Lane: Ok, Blanche.

Emily: (about the mashed banana on toast) I used to make this all the time for you when you were a little girl. Lorelai: You did? Emily:…

Emily: (on the phone) No, I won’t be coming home tonight. (Lorelai groans) Emily: (speaking to Lorelai) Was that a pain? Lorelai: Yes, a…

Emily: What are you doing? Lorelai: I’m taking out the avocado. Emily: Since when don’t you like avocado? Lorelai: Since I said “Gross,…