Gilmore Girls Quotes

(in Headmaster Charleston’s office, about Rory not being allowed to take a test because she was late) Lorelai: I guess this goes on the…

Rory: Oh my God, I just got hit by a deer! Lane: You hit a deer? Rory: No, I got hit by a deer! Lane: How do you get hit by a deer? Rory:…

Rory: (enters Mrs. Kim’s) Lane? Lane: Go to the left! (Rory almost runs into Mrs. Kim) Lane: Sorry, I meant my left. Your right! Rory:…

Lorelai: The Comedy of Errors: written? Rory: 1590. Lorelai: Published? Rory: 1698. Lorelai: Ooh, 1623. Close. Rory: How is 1623 close?…

Lorelai’s Answering Machine: It’s us, we’re not here, we have a life, get over it.

Lorelai: Sweetie you’re never gonna find the deer. Rory: Well I’m gonna try. Lorelai: Well I’m in heels! Rory: Well stay in the car….

Lorelai: Hey, Backwards baseball hat…new look for you. (Looking over at Rory) She’s eating pie? Did she eat dinner? Luke: You raised…

(after Rory got a “D” and didn’t tell Lorelai about it) Lorelai: You should have told me… Rory: I couldn’t Lorelai: You couldn’t tell…

Rory: I’m not stubborn. Lorelai: Yes you are. Rory: No I’m not. Lorelai: Fine, you’re not. Rory: Thank you.

Lorelai: (when she tastes the “bad coffee”) Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the camel!