Gilmore Girls Quotes

Luke: You look like you need pie. Rory: I do? Luke: Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie. Rory: What if I’d thrown a…

Sookie: It wasn’t the Risotto, it was the wine. He ordered the wrong wine! Lorelai: Oh, wow, great. Sookie: See, in the review, he…

Headmaster Charleston: My goodness. You do like to throw fits in your family. Lorelai: What are you talking about? Headmaster Charleston:…

Rory: I have a test on Friday. Lorelai: Ooh, a test. Great! Rory: On Shakespeare. Lorelai: The bard with a beard. Love it. Rory: It’s…

Lorelai: Make sure that carpet is replaced perfectly before they go. Michel: Okay. Lorelai: And I mean perfectly, nailed down and…

(in Headmaster Charleston’s office, about Rory not being allowed to take a test because she was late) Lorelai: I guess this goes on the…

Rory: Oh my God, I just got hit by a deer! Lane: You hit a deer? Rory: No, I got hit by a deer! Lane: How do you get hit by a deer? Rory:…

Rory: (enters Mrs. Kim’s) Lane? Lane: Go to the left! (Rory almost runs into Mrs. Kim) Lane: Sorry, I meant my left. Your right! Rory:…

Lorelai: The Comedy of Errors: written? Rory: 1590. Lorelai: Published? Rory: 1698. Lorelai: Ooh, 1623. Close. Rory: How is 1623 close?…

Lorelai’s Answering Machine: It’s us, we’re not here, we have a life, get over it.