Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: I’m not stubborn. Lorelai: Yes you are. Rory: No I’m not. Lorelai: Fine, you’re not. Rory: Thank you.

Lorelai: (when she tastes the “bad coffee”) Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the camel!

Rory: A “D” at Stars Hollow High is like an “F” at Chilton. It’s worse. It’s like a “G” … or a “W”. Lorelai: So I’m guessing the…

Max: I apologize for the behavior of some of our guests tonight, it’s a tough time for some people. Lorelai: The SAT season…? Max: The…

Lorelai: Sookie, I need coffee to go. Sookie: There’s fresh over there. Lorelai: Ooh, good. (walks over to the coffee pot to find it…

Lorelai: I hate when I’m an idiot and I don’t know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures. I feel we…

(Drella is playing the intro to Iron Man on the harp) Lorelai: No Black Sabbath. Drella: No one is listening. Lorelai: No Black Sabbath,…

Mrs. Kim: (referring to a Snickers bar) That is chocolate-covered death. Rory: (taking a bite) With a creamy caramel surprise.

Lorelai: Can parents come? Mom #1: What? Lorelai: Yeah, it’s a big exciting test. I just thought – I’m sorry, is that stupid? Max: No,…

Lorelai: But see, she was up all night studying, and she broke her neck to get here. We don’t live locally, as you know– Headmaster…