Glee Quotes

Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common. Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.

Blaine: I’d say “bye,” but I wouldn’t wanna make you angry.

Kurt: Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.

Beiste: You ain’t lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat!

Will: I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.

Rachel [to Blaine]: Your face tastes awesome.

Rachel: Blaine Warbler, I’m gonna rock your world.

Rachel: Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything!

Finn: Kurt’s been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Rachel: I’ve never even had a drink. Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.