Glee Quotes

Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs! Puck: Hey!

Finn: What about after we win Nationals? Will: I’ll buy the sparkling cider.

Quinn: There’s a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now. Brittany: That’s so racist.

Rachel: Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.

Santana: Why don’t you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?

Will [voicemail, to Emma]: I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

Sue: My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

Figgins: And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Brittany: Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Sue: It’s kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he’s at his strongest when you torture him.