Glee Quotes

Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?

Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.

Lauren: I would like Puckerman to love me. He’s a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.

Brittany: Can I be honest? I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

Rachel: I can’t believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that. Puck: I can’t believe she threw a shoe at us.

Will: This year, Glee club’s going full Santa.

Mercedes: We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.

Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Brittany: Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas…