Glee Quotes

Rachel: You said you’d never break up with me. Finn: I never thought you’d make me feel like this.

Finn: Are we a part of something special, you and me? Rachel: Yes. Finn: I love you.

Artie: Adultery means cheating. Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

Kurt [to Rachel]: You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.

Artie [to Tina]: Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.

Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger. Puck: It’s the steroids.

Puck: Are you okay? Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?

Brittany: If we lose, we should throw possums.

Puck: All I can say is that I didn’t steal that soda machine, and if I did, I didn’t do it alone.

Brittany : I’m paralyzed with fear. I’ve been here since second period. I really need to pee.