Glee Quotes

Brittany: I know I’m more talented than all of you. Britney Spears taught me that.

Artie: We all know you can do it. Brittany: I know that I can’t. Just like I know the cricket that reads to me at night is totally…

Emma: Aren’t there great songs about betrayal or something? I’m pretty sure there are some Eagles songs.

Quinn [to Rachel]: You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.

Emma: You’re a constellation of stars. I just hate to think you might be ignoring some of them because they don’t burn quite as bright.

Sue: This room feels weird. I can’t shake the feeling that I’m inhaling a lot dead skin.

Sue [to her mother]: You’re welcome to sing The Sound of Silence in your hotel room. Right now.

Sue: By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.

Doris: I’ll bet people say you look man-ish, but I think it’s perfectly alright for a woman to be handsome.

Santana: I’m dating Puck. Quinn: You’re getting naked with Puck.