Glee Quotes

Brittany [on Artie]: When you guys fooled around, did he ever just lie there?

Sue: I can’t suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He’ll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all…

Sue: I will expel him faster than a Thai takeout place can read back a delivery order.

Kurt: When you call me “lady,” that’s bullying and it’s really hurtful. Sue: I’m sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.

Kurt: My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get messy? Kurt: That’s why we feed them glitter.

Sam [to Quinn]: These galactic moguls aren’t the stars of McKinley. We are. At least I want us to be.

Ron: Sue, you can’t tame the tiger. You’ve read my tattoos.

Sue: I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!

Burt: We’re gonna go to the hotel where they put up the guest stars on Lost.