Glee Quotes

Sam: I’m Sam. Sam I am. And I don’t like Green Eggs and Ham. Santana: He has no game.

Brittany: He’s the dumbest person on the planet, and that’s coming from me.

Sue [to Emma]: I realize you’re only half orangutan, but I’m still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we’re too religious — we can’t win. Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

Kurt: I don’t believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.

Emma: You didn’t hurt Sam. It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled because he’s on steroids and he’s 23.

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat. Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

Kurt: I don’t need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn’t.

Sue: Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, no matter how comforting, is cruel.

Sue: I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy, and I guess I don’t have to. Mary Lou Retton is an orphan or something.